Ramsey’s On Tates Creek Purchased By Egyptians, Renamed Ramsey’s The Second

The food guide pyramid will soon be making a comeback in Lexington. Everyone’s go-to weekend breakfast spot when Winchell’s is too busy, Ramsey’s on Tates […]

Failing UK Physics Major Doesn’t Understand The Gravity Of The Situation

It’s still early in the semester at the University of Kentucky, but one student in particular doesn’t seem to perceive the significance of a poor effort […]

Bill Meck Challenges Louisville’s TG Shuck To Ladder Match

In a rivalry that dates back to the very first WeatherMania, Bill Meck and TG Shuck may find themselves battling one more time this weekend. […]

Sir Mix-A-Lot Nails Job Interview With Big Ass Fans

Early 90’s rapper, Sir Mix-A-Lot, proudly announced to his followers this week that he was back in the “big ass” business. While rumors swirled that […]

ITT Tech Locksmith Student Thinks Locked Doors Are Just A Mid-Term Exam

Many ITT Tech students and faculty were shocked when they arrived at the “college” Tuesday morning, only to find it had permanently closed its doors […]

Micah Harris Gets Chris Bailey’s Order Wrong At Starbucks

Yesterday’s weather forecast was another hot one, but the look Chris Bailey gave Micah Harris upon his return from Starbucks was ice cold, as Harris […]

Painting of ‘Dogs Playing Poker’ Purchased At Woodland Art Fair Left In Hot Car

A 34-year-old Winchester resident is facing art cruelty charges after firefighters were unable to rescue a dog painting locked inside the hot car.  Emergency crews […]

Richmond Road Applebee’s Holds Impressive Closing Ceremony

All good things must come to an end. All mediocre things must also come to an end, and Sunday saw the end of the Richmond […]

Student Searching For Books At Kennedy’s Told To Look In The Back And To The Left

An overachieving UK freshman looking to buy his books a few days early stopped by Kennedy’s Schoolbook Depository Wildcat Den to pick up his assigned […]

Monday’s Talon Winery Tasting Event Overtaken By Sommelier Pirates

Armed with nothing but corkscrews and tastevins, a rag-tag group of Sommelier pirates were able to overtake the attendees of a Talon Winery tasting event on […]