Ramsey’s On Tates Creek Purchased By Egyptians, Renamed Ramsey’s The Second

By: Harold Leeder

September 22, 2016

The food guide pyramid will soon be making a comeback in Lexington.

Everyone’s go-to weekend breakfast spot when Winchell’s is too busy, Ramsey’s on Tates Creek, was recently purchased by an Egyptian family and will be renamed Ramsey’s The Second.

“The city of Lexington already has a long history of connections to ancient Egypt, so this move isn’t all that surprising,” said local diner historian Rodney Parker. “American Pharoah, Hal Mumme, the Cats being held sacred. Having an Egyptian diner is the logical next step.”

While several Lexington restaurant-goers are applauding the purchase, there are a few loyal Ramsey’s customers who seem hesitant about the change.

“I don’t know what Egypt food tastes like,” said Teddy Sparks, “but it better taste like Hot Browns and fried green tomatoes. And if they take away 2 fer 1 drinks, I’m gonna be pretty upset. So upset that I might just set a bunch of frogs loose in the restaurant. And if they let anyone other than Missy make them pies, I’ll do something like cut their power for three days. I’m not asking for a lot, just that and of course you have to let the waitresses still wear those t-shirts with the ties. I mean how else am I supposed to know you’re doing things a little different around here?”

It’s unclear at this time if Ramsey’s The Second will be hiring new employees, but we have learned that the position of dishwasher has been filled by a down on his luck Brendan Fraser. We’ve also learned that Ramsey’s The Second will become the official food provider of Sphinx Academy on Winchester Road.