Ark Encounter Engages In Naval Battle With Horseshoe Southern Indiana
The roar of cannon fire rang out across Kentuckiana early yesterday morning as the recently opened Ark Encounter fired a shot across the bow of the […]
Sanitation Workers To Film Hip-Hop Dance PSA Called You Got LexServ’d
In an effort to better educate Lexington residents on the services they provide, sanitation workers decided to step up this week and announce a series […]
The Real Winner Of Lexington’s Burger Week Is- UK’s Gill Heart Institute
Lexington’s 2nd Annual Burger Week wrapped up last night and waves of people, who stood in line all week to stuff their faces with $5 burgers […]
Lexington One-Ups Louisville By Announcing Fivecastle Music Festival
The Forecastle Music Festival, now entering its 14th year, will take place this weekend in Waterfront Park up in Louisville, and frankly, Lexington officials have […]
Burger Week Allows Lexington To Finally Reap The Rewards Of The Stockyard Fire
Lexington’s 2nd Annual Burger Week kicked off on Monday and according to officials, after yesterday’s dinner service, over three quarters of the beef that was salvaged […]
Local Teen Accidentally Visits Grandma’s Nursing Home While Playing Pokémon Go
Local grandmother and Lexington’s lone ABC 36 watcher Mildred Rogers received a pleasant surprise Sunday afternoon when her grandson Caleb paid an unexpected visit to her […]
Dwyane Wade Agrees To Deal With 98.1 The Bull
Shocking news was released late last night that is sure the change the landscape of Lexington media. It was announced that coveted NBA free-agent Dwyane […]
Shanghai Bistro Hackers Likely Stole Secret Recipe From Village Idiot Female Server
Tensions have been running high on West Short Street this week after staff members of The Village Idiot learned that their secret burger recipe had […]
Third Shift R.J. Corman Employee Asks For Transfer To All The Live-Long Day Shift
Citing a desire to put his new Sleep Train mattress to good use and get his sleep schedule back on track, third shift R.J. Corman […]
Disgruntled Starbucks Employees Defiantly Dump English Breakfast Tea Into Boston Rd
BOSTON (Road)–Cleaning crews are quickly working this morning to reopen Boston Road after a group of disgruntled Starbucks employees shut it down in an act […]