Saul Smith Still Trying To Convince Everyone That “Saul Good Restaurant” Was His Idea
Former UK point guard and recent winner of world’s worst haircut, Saul Smith, was recently seen back in Lexington. Saul Smith traveled back to Kentucky […]
There’s Only Room Enough In This Town For One Harold Leeder
In a move that’s sure to upset the dozens of people who still read a physical copy of the newspaper, the Lexington Herald-Leader announced Monday […]
Long Lines Expected As #Brexit Causes Prices To Plummet At The Pub
The entire staff of The Pub clocked in early this morning to prepare for the wave of customers expected in light of the #Brexit vote […]
Bill Meck Pretends He Doesn’t Know Micah Harris In Cheddar’s
Yesterday afternoon, Bill Meck sat down for what he hoped would be his traditional, quiet pre-storm lunch at his favorite restaurant – Cheddar’s. Meck, the […]
UK Camping Club Excited For Upcoming Tuition Hike
This week, the University of Kentucky announced their inevitable annual tuition hike. The 5% increase in tuition was met by displeasure and exasperation from most […]
Poor KY Teen Encouraged To Pull Himself Up By Older Brother’s Hand-Me-Down Bootstraps
Discouraged by the lack of job opportunities in his native Eastern Kentucky, 18-year-old Harlan resident and recent high school graduate Jacob Hatfield was encouraged to […]
Cheesecake Factory Cooks Struggle To Ignore Moans From Ghosts Of Laid Off Sears Employees
As another adequately cooked steak makes its way from the kitchen to the tables filled with couples not afraid to spend $80 on 3-star food […]
Man Wearing Bermuda Shorts Goes Missing In Triangle Park
Last night, the Fayette County Coast Guard was seen searching for a man wearing Bermuda shorts who went missing off the curb of Triangle Park […]
Man Upset To Learn His “Celebrity Cruise Getaway” Just A Fishing Trip With Lee Cruse
When Larry Donaldson got the news last month that he’d been selected as the winner of LEX 18’s “Celebrity Cruise Getaway” prize package, he expected […]
Broadway’s Walking Man Walks Right Past Citizen In Distress
The parable of The Good Samaritan is a story that many people know, but not many people put the parable into practice. Among those ignoring […]