Bill Meck Eliminates A Non-invited Lee Cruse From His Royal Rumble Watch Party
“Good God that’s Lee Cruse’s music,” said a shocked Steve Butera in-between bites of jalapeno poppers at Bill Meck’s annual WWE Royal Rumble watch party. […]
Suspected Atheist Forced To Walk The Plank At Ark Encounter
What began as a ‘fun-filled’ $186.00 ($196.00 after parking) trip to Williamstown’s Ark Encounter ended in tragedy for Kevin Gregory and his family of five. […]
‘Persist’: CentrePointe Developers Hang Banner From Expensive And Inactive Crane
Persistence usually pays off, but in the case of CentrePointe, persistence has been futile. Regardless, that hasn’t stopped developers from unfurling a massive ‘Persist’ banner […]
Infiniti Of Lexington Has Finite Number Of Cars Left On Lot
Infiniti of Lexington confounded at least one potential customer when a salesperson told Tom Holcomb that “I’m not sure I can get you that price, […]
Lexmark Announces Their Release Of A New Alternative Fax Machine
Over the weekend Lexmark unveiled their newest invention MAGAX2100, an alternative fax machine that wields such incredible power, the company hopes it will grab consumers […]
Mad Mushroom, Mellow Mushroom File For Divorce
Papers filed early Friday morning indicate that, after years of separation, Mad Mushroom and Mellow Mushroom have officially filed for divorce. The couple cited irreconcilable […]
Bill Meck’s Forecast Calls For Rain Today, Nuclear Winter Friday
Meteorologist Bill Meck incited fear amongst citizens, ire from conservatives and a feeling of inevitability amid liberals this morning when he release his weekend forecast that included a […]
Court Rules Centrepointe Old Enough To Be Tried As An Adult In Murder Of Lexington
Despite only being a little over eight years old, a judge has ruled that CentrePointe is old enough to be charged as an adult in […]
Country Boy Partners With Alan Cutler To Announce New “Jaguar Bait” Craft Beer
Have you ever wanted a craft beer that gave you an instant mustache and the courage to chase down recently fired basketball coaches while also making […]
Micah Harris Makes The Mistake Of Googling Golden Shower From His Work Computer
Micah Harris is without his computer this morning. Harris, after seeing some tweets about President-Elect Trump, decided to do what he’s done since seventh grade […]