Mueller Subpoenas Records Suggesting Meck & Bailey Are Paid By Milk & Bread Lobby
Breaking news has emerged from Lexington today as Bobby Mueller, the Special Counsel appointed by Former Vice Mayor Jim Gray, has subpoenaed information in his […]
Chandler Hospital To Begin Construction On Monica Wing
The University of Kentucky’s Chandler Hospital, recently voted hospital most likely to give a sarcastic diagnosis, is set to begin construction on a brand new […]
Southland Christian Church Purchases Shamu!
Southland Christian has announced another expansion that will extend their facilities out of Lexington. But they’ve also been making room for another exciting addition, SHAMU! […]
Spectrum Internet Users Dust Off Old AOL CD’s in Preparation for Cyber Monday
As videos of Black Friday have started to resemble footage of middle eastern coups many shoppers have switched to Cyber Monday. Cyber Monday is when […]
Experts Suggest CentrePointe Hole May Be Portal Into The Upside Down
Ongoing construction at CentrePointe may have created a rift in the space-time continuum and opened a gateway to what some are referring to as ‘the […]
UK Diplomas Now Sponsored By Raising Cane’s
Raising Cane’s has won a bid to sponsor University of Kentucky diplomas. The relatively useless pieces of paper (in today’s job market) will be stamped […]
Leprechauns And Feds Finally Agree Rainbow Crosswalk Too Dangerous
In a city where none of the pedestrians pay attention to crosswalks or traffic signals when crossing the street, one particular crosswalk continues to be […]
14 Tips To Prepare For Lexington’s High Speed Internet
Jim Gray announced that Lexington is set to become the country’s first ‘giga-bit city’ where internet provider MetroNet’s high-speed, fiber optic internet service will be […]
Reports Of Bill Meck Being Terrorized On Air By Man In Green Body Suit
Ernest Hemingway once said, “There is no hunting like the hunting of man.” WLEX Meterologist Bill Meck believes he is on the receiving end of […]
America’s Bravest Men And Women Too Nervous To Take Applebees Up On Free Meal Offer
“War is hell, but this is worse,” said decorated Army veteran James McGill as he sat down his fork after taking a bite of the […]