FCPS Lunchlady Starts To Regret Eating All 200 Of Today’s Unserved Square Pizzas
“It’s cold outside but it’s warm in here,” FCPS lunch lady Carol Bennett says as she gives a beleaguered wave and points us to an […]
Nicholasville Rd Already Struggling With New Year’s Resolution To Lose Wait
New Year’s Resolutions are always difficult to keep even if you aren’t a heavily used highway surrounded on all sides by mall food courts and […]
Matt Bevin Forgot To Live Stream Overnight So KY’s Internet Pipes Have Frozen
Many Kentuckians are without internet this morning as the fiber internet pipes have frozen over, causing some to reduce themselves to reading the newspaper over […]
UK HealthCare Doctors Train for Music City Bowl On New Operation Cornhole Boards
“Still undefeated! Go on, go back to your little neurosurgery operating room,” proctologist Colon Elliot taunts as he fishes a bean bag with expert precision […]
Papa John’s Set To Rebrand As Stepdad Steve’s
Papa John’s founder John Schnatter announced to employees that he is stepping down as CEO and introduced them to their new Stepdad Steve only a […]
Ballerina’s Nutcracker Experience Lands Job At JIF
Ballerina Harper Addison put on a show-stopping performance at the Lexington Opera House’s presentation of The Nutcracker. Now she’s hoping the skills learned for the […]
Summit Mall Santa Only Accepts Private School Kids On Lap
Children stand in line holding paperwork in their hands waiting to speak to Santa Clause. Santa’s little helpers require from each child one of three […]
With Gambling Still Illegal, GattiTown Remains Top Place For High Rollers
A man in a shark-skin suit stands in the corner with a drink in his hand. He holds a skee ball up to a woman […]
Friends Of Coal Christmas Stocking Donations Not Accepted By Toys For Tots
Toys for Tots has decided to turn down a donation of Christmas stockings from Friends of Coal. Tots spokesman Chris Harney said the decision wasn’t […]
This Weekend’s Annual Christmas Couch Lighting Ceremony Comes To State Street
Every year, the weekend before finals, the gray and stale air of winter is broken by the glow of just one couch. This couch stands […]