Johnny Depp Becomes The First Person To Not Profit Off A Horse Farm In Kentucky
In order to stop hemorrhaging money Johnny Depp, once the world’s highest paid actor, has been selling off his assets as quickly as possible. The […]
Vegas Can’t Be Beaten But Christ The King’s Oktoberfest Can
Enough’s enough, we couldn’t wait any longer, so tonight marks the beginning of the weekend-long Christ The King Oktoberfest Celebration in Lexington. As one of […]
Ark Encounter Completes Successful Circumnavigation Of Kentucky’s Tax Laws
Thanks to a recent state tax rebate of $1.8 million, Williamstown’s much-maligned Ark Encounter has officially become the first religious vessel to successfully circumnavigate Kentucky’s […]
City Can’t Remember What This Halloween Express Used To Be
As Lexington residents’ holiday attention turns from Labor Day celebrations to Halloween, enthusiastic costume shoppers gather outside a building beneath what appears to be a […]
No One Quite Sure What Kevin Renfro Did With Becker Family
In an age where more Morgans seem to be added to the Morgan and Morgan establishment every week, some law watchers have started asking an […]
LEX18 Announces New Afternoon Show That’s Just Lee Cruse Complaining About Millennials
After weeks of research, LEX18 has finally found another time during the day to feature the third best thing to come out of Winchester, Lee […]
Spectrum Officials No Show To Public Hearing, Reschedule For Sometime Between 9-4
A public meeting, or as millennials may call it, a live yelp review, has always been democracy’s greatest stage. A place where crazy people can […]
Interior Decorators Paying Extra For Reclaimed Liquor Barn Wood
Interior decoration is cut-throat industry, full of deceit, intrigue, and aged barn wood and Lexington’s finest decorators have recently discovered its hottest new trend, reclaimed […]
Darryl Isaacs Ready To Air Commercial For Victims Of Knock Off Eclipse Glasses
Darryl Isaacs spent the weekend mounting a large scale production for his latest commercial, one aimed at helping the victims of knock off eclipse glasses […]
Man Busted For Selling Kroger Fuel Points To Underage Kids
After months of investigating and working undercover Lexington police have finally busted the Kroger Fuel Point Kingpin known as Pablo Prices. Prices has was apprehended […]