Beware Of Corn Dog Stealing Skaters And 10 Other Helpful Woodland Art Fair Tips
The Woodland Art Fair, a tradition in this city and a time when many Lexingtonians think to themselves “I like that sculpture, never mind its […]
Ronald McDonald Says Customer And Employee Share Blame For Needle In Burger
After waiting almost 48 hours, local McDonalds assistant manager Ronald McDonald held a very confusing, and impromptu news conference this morning, blaming a recent incident […]
Jim Gray Seen Burying Confederate Statues In Centrepointe
Last night, former Vice-Mayor Jim Gray saw through on his promise to relocate the city’s Confederate statues, by burying them in a pre-dug hole in […]
Crave Festival Hopes To Get Your Mind Off Impending Nuclear War With Food Trucks
Recent political promises of unleashing both “fire and fury” on North Korea in an attempt to deter them from conducting any military strikes against the […]
Market Watch: Mad Mushroom Shares Plunge Over Summer
While many students are reluctantly preparing to go back to school next week the semester can’t start soon enough for Mad Mushroom’s stock holders. Investors […]
Applebee’s On Nicholasville Road Quickly Deletes Sarahah App
The Applebee’s on Nicholasville Road, ever the unwitting participants in their own slow decline, installed and then quickly uninstalled the new Sarahah app this week. […]
Windy Corner Market Cook That Called In Sick Yesterday Already Tired Of Hearing About It
Customers and employees at Lexington’s Windy Corner Market were treated to a surprise over the weekend when Amanda Bynes’ co-star in the critically acclaimed film […]
Carmike Dollar Theater To Reopen With New Business Plan: 7 Dollar Theater
The Carmike 10 discount movie theater has been a staple for Lexingtonians that like to wait to see movies for a discount and then try […]
Kroger Announces Last Minute Bid For Naming Rights Of New High School
Over the summer Fayette County Public Schools built a new addition, an $82 million dollar addition, and as the first day of school is right […]
Bill Meck Spoils Gender Reveal Party With Accurate Prediction
World famous professional prognosticator Bill Meck unintentionally used his superpowers to ruin his niece’s gender reveal party last night. Meck’s aggravated niece, Summer Jackson, explained […]