Bill Meck Spoils Gender Reveal Party With Accurate Prediction

By: Harold Leeder

July 28, 2017

World famous professional prognosticator Bill Meck unintentionally used his superpowers to ruin his niece’s gender reveal party last night.

Meck’s aggravated niece, Summer Jackson, explained through a sprinkling of tears, “We asked Uncle Bill to come enjoy the party, but the invitation came with the strict stipulation that he was not to announce his ‘guess’ to anyone at the party.”

An embarrassed Meck simply replied, “Boy oh boy is my face red! What can I say? I got caught up in the excitement, they were filming everyone’s guesses and I just got carried away.”

A now viral video shows Meck being politely prodded for his guess, and we see Lexington’s lovable weatherman, after a moment of internal struggle as he tried to suppress the urge to announce his prediction, stand up, and pull from his pocket a folded up green screen, only to place it on the living room wall behind him.

“He had a laser pointer and used it to point at different places on the green screen, however nothing was projected on it, like maybe he was gonna add the visuals later or something,” said a flustered, confused and irritated Jackson.

Meck defended the mistake, “Look we know the good Lord above gave me a gift and If God didn’t want me to use my powers of premonition at this party he wouldn’t have given them to me. We all knew there was at least an 80% chance I was gonna do this in the first place.”

“I know right now we’re expecting an ice cold front from the parents-to-be, but hey it’s not like I told them they were actually going to be having twins. Oh gosh, please don’t print that, I did not mean to say that,” added Meck as he chased us to our car.