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Jim Gray Unveils Plan To Bring His Favorite Broadband, The Bangles, To Eastern KY
September 8, 2016
Former vice mayor Jim Gray unveiled his plan to stimulate the economy and boost morale earlier this week, and that plan includes providing access to broadband […]
ITT Tech Locksmith Student Thinks Locked Doors Are Just A Mid-Term Exam
Many ITT Tech students and faculty were shocked when they arrived at the “college” Tuesday morning, only to find it had permanently closed its doors […]
Mark Stoops Reminds Players & Parents That What’s Most Important Is Having Fun Out There
Mark Stoops met with players and parents last night with another losing season just days away from kicking-off to remind everyone, “it’s all about having […]
Greg Stumbo Gets Sidetracked By Killer Peach Cobbler Recipe While Googling “How To Impeach Someone”
House Speaker Greg Stumbo dazzled dinner guests last night with a fairly impressive dessert he prepared after going down a Google rabbit hole earlier that morning. After raising the […]
Joe B. Hall Elected Mayor Of GattiTown
The mediocre pizza buffet populace has spoken, and they’ve decided that legendary UK basketball coach Joe B. Hall will be the next mayor of GattiTown. While exit […]
Micah Harris Gets Chris Bailey’s Order Wrong At Starbucks
Yesterday’s weather forecast was another hot one, but the look Chris Bailey gave Micah Harris upon his return from Starbucks was ice cold, as Harris […]
Jacuzzi Big L Soaks In After Games Just Old Hot Dog Water
As the Lexington Legends get ready to close out another “riveting” season of minor league baseball, several sources have confirmed that there is serious tension […]
Painting of ‘Dogs Playing Poker’ Purchased At Woodland Art Fair Left In Hot Car
A 34-year-old Winchester resident is facing art cruelty charges after firefighters were unable to rescue a dog painting locked inside the hot car. Emergency crews […]
Richmond Road Applebee’s Holds Impressive Closing Ceremony
All good things must come to an end. All mediocre things must also come to an end, and Sunday saw the end of the Richmond […]
Michael Phelps Beats American Pharoah In Exhibition Race After Pharoah Drowns In Pool
Michael Phelps, the most decorated man-fish of all-time, continued his hot streak yesterday after dominating Triple Crown winner American Pharoah in an exhibition race to […]