Wife Promises BJ’s Restaurant And Brewhouse But Only On Your Birthday

By: Harold Leeder

July 29, 2016

A few weeks ago Lexington welcomed the opening of BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse, a brand new California-Based-Chicago-Style Pizza Restaurant and Bar. Fayette Mall diners were happy to see the new restaurant open, as there aren’t a lot of California-Based companies making Chicago-Style pizza around Lexington, which is something no one has been saying for years.

The ears of men all across Lexington perked up when they heard BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse opened up earlier this month. However, many Fayette Mall foodies’ excitement turned to disappointment when local men learned that they’d only be getting BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse on special occasions, such as their birthday or when they buy their wife some new jewelry. One newlywed was unaware of the recent decision, as he has enjoyed BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse every night this week.  Others like Richard Johnson were confident they’d get their wife back to the restaurant sooner than next year. “My wife said she would buy me an extra steak if I watched The Bachelorette with her, and after watching JoJo cry all night you’d better believe that’s a filet she owes me.”

While many potential male customers were feeling down, the staff kept their heads high. BJ’s newest employee, Jessica Sullivan, loves the restaurant and brewhouse. “The benefits are great, we even get dental, damn!”

Determined to get more BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse than just on his birthday, Johnson is open to enjoying it with or without his wife. “Look I’ll just get some with my secretary at a business lunch.”  Johnson’s secretary Jeff Williams had no comment.