Pranksters Undo The Contraction On “Florence Y’all” Water Tower

By: Harold Leeder

January 2, 2017

While the rest of the country was reacting to the vandalism of the world-famous Hollywood sign in Los Angeles, folks in Northern Kentucky had to deal with some vandalism of their own, as the iconic “Florence Y’all” water tower was transformed to read “Florence You All” by a group of unknown, unnecessary, but still technically grammatically correct miscreants.

Traffic on I-75 (or Interstate Seventy-five) was backed up for hours while travelers stopped to take pictures in front of the water tower that’s (or that is) literally the only thing Florence is known for.

It’s (or it is) still unclear who’s (or who is) responsible for the graffiti, but the water tower wasn’t (or was not) the only location in Florence the vandals targeted. The sign outside the local Chuck E. Cheese was changed to say Charles Edward Cheese, while the sign at JCPenney was changed to James Cash Penney.