Hillary Clinton Always Knew Campaign Trail Would Eventually Lead Bill To Morehead

By: Harold Leeder

May 3, 2016

Former President of the United States and saxophonist Bill Clinton will be in Morehead Tuesday morning campaigning for his wife and Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton. Our sources tell us that Hillary secretly always knew this day would come.

“I always worried that it would come to this,” Hillary reportedly told a staffer. “I knew if I brought Bill out on the campaign trail with me it would ultimately lead him to Morehead.”

Originally the campaign only planned to make stops in Louisville and Lexington ahead of the May 17 Democratic Primary, but apparently Bill Clinton insisted that a stop be added for Morehead. Clinton also had campaign volunteers program a local cigar shop into the Waze app on his phone.

The Clintons could not be reached for comment via email.