Anytime travelers venture to areas outside of Man O’ War, they may often face health issues they wouldn’t ordinarily experience here at home. According to The Lexington Center For Disease Control & Prevention Of Clark Clark County Population Increases, or LCDCPCCCPI for short, you should schedule a visit to your doctor or friend that sells essential oils 4 to 6 weeks before travelling extended distances to protect yourself from diseases that routinely occur in other parts of the world that we may not be accustomed to.

“The Beer Cheese Festival, the Ale-8 factory, and Lee Cruse’s Personal Menagerie Of Puppets Museum are the only 3 reasons we ever get visitors here,” explained Winchester Tourism Czar and Clark County Magistrate William “Bug Juice” Combs. “I dunno what y’all got out there in terms of disease, so here in Winchester we’ve been getting boosters since March. Which coincidentally would probably be a much better time of year for all of us to be eatin’ cheese outside, but I digest.”

He stopped there, we thought he was going to continue as if he had another thought that would wrap up his explanation, but it seems digest was actually the word he meant to say.

Travelers from as far as Mt. Sterling are expected to attend this year’s Beer Cheese Festival, and visitors should remember while in Clark County remember to always wash your hands before handling any cheese and boil any Ale-8 you receive that doesn’t come in a sealed bottle.