Officer Don Goes Undercover Posing As Teen At Lexington Traffic School

By: Harold Leeder

February 17, 2017

Hoping no one would notice his unmarked helicopter, an undercover Officer Don reportedly posed as a teenager at a Lexington traffic school this week. The covert operation was apparently part of a WKYT investigation on traffic school, but why Officer Don felt the need to dress up as a teenager is still unclear.

“He kept asking weird questions, like the best place in Lexington to run a stop sign,” said traffic school student Mark Rogers. “I’m pretty much a traffic school veteran, this is my sixth time taking the class, so I knew something was up. Also, he was clearly an adult man who for some reason dressed and acted like a teenager.”

That wasn’t the end of Officer Don’s weird behavior.

“He told me he could knock three points off my record if I became a confidential informant for him,” another student told us. “But I ain’t no snitch. Also I just generally didn’t trust him, because it was very obvious he was just an older dude dressed up like a teenager.”

We attempted to ask Officer Don why he was undercover at traffic school, and why he decided to dress as a teenager, but he insisted he was just a 16 year old adolescent named Brandon.

“Not sure who this Officer Don guy is,” he told us. “I’m just a normal kid named Brandon who made a couple of driving mistakes and ended up in this traffic school. Being a normal teen is tough sometimes. By the way, hit me up on Instagram and follow me on twitter, @lexteenbrandon,” he added.