H&R Block Announces Lexington Woman Filled Out The Perfect Tax Bracket

By: Harold Leeder

April 19, 2017

H&R Block declares the winner of their Tax Bracket challenge this year is none other than Deandra Duck-Sean, a 62 year old nurse living in Masterson Station.  Dee claims her perfect bracket, was simply just a run of good luck.  “I filled out my taxes like I do every year, I start by filling in the boxes I know the best, then whenever I get stuck I just pick my favorite mascots.”

Duck-Sean continued, “It’s easy to pick some of them, you know, a number one seed has never been upset so I knew to pick Joe Craft to go far. I usually just fill one out for fun but I decided to enter the contest this year. My kids have always depended on me to help them fill out their brackets but now they’re too old to be dependents so I got to focus on mine.”

In addition to the prize money from H&R Block, Golden Corral magnate, Warren Buffet, has promised Duck-Sean unlimited trips to the chocolate fountain.