With so much focus on the 70 programs that could be getting cut under the current proposed state budget no one is talking about these 70 programs which will not have their funding impacted:

1. The Center For Researching How To Be Adamantly Against Allowing Gambling But Making Money Off Horse Racing
2. The Cooking Institute (Tide Pod Division)
3. Scholarships for Waffle House Chef
4. Giant Mechanized Crawdad: Ohio River Patrol
5. Governor’s Season Pass To Kentucky Kingdom
6. The Half Nelson County Wrestling Program
7. The Society For Catcalling Wild Animals
8. Goatman Hunters, Inc.
9. The Association Of People Named Tom
10. The Museum Of Bluegrass And Other Types Of Funny Looking Grass
11. The Center For Censoring The Mountains That Have Had Their Tops Removed
12. The Department of Selfies
13. The Governor’s Official Ale-8 Taste Tester
14. The Ghost of Daniel Boone Buster
15. The Phone Tripod For Filming Facebook Live Fund
16. Joel Pett Hit Squad
17. The Club That Performs Last Rites For Roadkill
18. Education
19. Wave Pool Researchers
20. The Scrooge McDuck Foundation
21. Super Rad Dirtbike Track Protection
22. What Else Are Mountains Good For Research
23. Centrepointe Construction Equipment Storage
24. Itty Bitty LGBT Civil Rights Committee
25. Bill O’Reilly Book Club
26. How To Make Grass Even More Blue Club
27. Snow Salt and Pepper Shakers
28. Western Kentucky Inclusion Reminders
29. Foot In Mouth Medical Specialist
30. Mountain Dew Top Removal Society
31. Investigation To Find Out How Far Paul Rand
32. Governor’s Official Goose Feather Pillow Duck (He Can Never Know)
33. Car Lanes On Bike Trails
34. Confederate Statue Burial Grounds Groundkeeper
35. Guy Who Just Bugs Alison Lundergan Grimes
36. Committee To Help Kim Davis Still Be A Thing
37. Mitch McConnell’s Gift Bag of Flies Arranger
38. Adidas Bags Full Of Money Storage
39. Chemtrails
40. Corvette Museum Repair
41. Taking My Whole Family to Malones
42. Extra Lives On Candy Crush
43. Keeping Weed And Other Medicines From Patients Taskforce
44. The Mary Todd Lincoln House Foundation For Mentally Unstable Historic Homes
45. Work Study Programs For Panhandling Majors
46. The Ernest P Worrell Grant. “For Verne’s that need help knowing what I mean.”
47. High Swivel Chairs for Baby Entrepreneurs
48. Special Interest Groups Like “Friends Of Cold” Meteorologists Against Climate Change
49. Research to Prevent Adult Literacy
50. Steamboat Heroin Ring
51. Make a Wish Foundation for Healthy Small Business Owners
52. Authentic 2000 Year Old Nails For Ark Encounter
53. Reading the Bible to Horses
54. Christian Rock Pandora Plus Subscription
55. Salvation Army Defense Fund
56. Crocodile Dundee Impersonators For Kentucky Down Under
57. Senate Ethics Watchdog Leash and Frisbee
58. Speaker of the House Music Glowstick
59. That Bank That Keeps Giving Loans to Hip Restaurants That Close In Like Six Months
60. East Asian Studies
61. The Institute For Bell Appreciation
62. The Most Dangerous Game Warden
63. Folk Art Studies for Hand Woven Money Bags
64. State Police Marijuana Eradicator Gas Masks and Complimentary Doritos
65. Department Of Woodworkers Who Carve Things In The Shape Of Kentucky
66. Masseuse School for In Office Shoulder Ruby
67. Tax incentive for Seabiscuit and Gravy movie sequel
68. Summit Tax Shelter
69. The Koch Brothers Annuity for Everlasting Life
70. Tax Credits for Unused Fazoli’s Coupons