Chris Bailey Uses Incognito Mode To Google Bill Meck’s Weather Secrets

By: Harold Leeder

May 1, 2017

While most people use Google’s Incognito mode to hide questionable internet searches from their spouses while their ISP still sells the information to advertisers anyway, Chris Bailey apparently used the covert browser to Google the weather secrets of his fiercest rival Bill Meck, sources confirmed.

“Lexington weather is a lot like that movie The Prestige,” said a source. “Bailey and Meck are always trying to one up each other and learn the other person’s tricks, and Meck has a secret twin brother he uses to perform some of his more unbelievable weather predictions.”

Bailey rose to popularity after sawing a cloud in half and is constantly looking for an edge against his meteorological rival. He knows the importance of keeping this sensitive material close to the vest. It’s still unclear what secrets Bailey may have discovered while Googling, but he used Incognito mode so he wouldn’t leave a trail for Micah Harris.