Hillary Clinton Loses 33,000 Winning Bet Slips At Keeneland

Hillary Clinton took a break from the campaign trail to celebrate her birthday on Wednesday by stopping by for an afternoon at Keeneland. Clinton reserved […]

Decision 2016: The Heavy Hitter Is The Way To Go Call 458-1000

Of the candidates for president of the United States, only Darryl Isaacs has the heavy hitting experience, temperament, and history of not sexually assaulting anyone […]

Courtesy On Wheels Guy Seen At Red Roof Inn Demanding A SUITE!

Courtesy on Wheels spokesperson and apparently future candidate for Vice Mayor, Dan Glass, stayed at the Red Roof Inn on Wilhite Avenue over the weekend. Glass’s SWEEET Tea Party was […]

Top 8 Movies Matt Bevin Plans To Remake If Hillary Wins

On Saturday, Gov Matt Bevin spoke in Washington DC to a group of conservative voters suggesting violence and bloodshed may be necessary should Hillary Clinton […]

Jim Gray Unveils Plan To Bring His Favorite Broadband, The Bangles, To Eastern KY

Former vice mayor Jim Gray unveiled his plan to stimulate the economy and boost morale earlier this week, and that plan includes providing access to broadband […]

Matt Bevin’s Top 8 Most Threatening Voicemails

Yesterday, Matt Bevin found himself in some real hot dog water when Democratic state Rep. Russ Meyer released the audio of a threatening message the […]

Greg Stumbo Gets Sidetracked By Killer Peach Cobbler Recipe While Googling “How To Impeach Someone”

House Speaker Greg Stumbo dazzled dinner guests last night with a fairly impressive dessert he prepared after going down a Google rabbit hole earlier that morning. After raising the […]

Joe B. Hall Elected Mayor Of GattiTown

The mediocre pizza buffet populace has spoken, and they’ve decided that legendary UK basketball coach Joe B. Hall will be the next mayor of GattiTown. While exit […]

Bevin Executive Order At Sbarro Deemed Illegal By Fayette Mall Food Court

Governor Matt Bevin’s University of Louisville board came under scrutiny after he took a school currently under investigation for a prostitution scandal, and appointed the […]

Bearded Bevin Actually Just Matt’s Non-Evil Twin Pat Bevin

Matt Bevin’s early 90’s George Michael beard was all the rage on Twitter Wednesday, but it turns out the bearded governor wasn’t Matt Bevin at […]