Jim Gray Barricaded In His Office Watching New Taylor Swift Video On Loop

September 14, 2017

It’s been over two weeks since Taylor Swift debuted the music video to her new song ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ and Mayor Jim […]

Matt Bevin Still Thinks College Degrees Help People Get Jobs

Governor Matt Bevin took some time off of ranting on Facebook Live yesterday to rant at a post-secondary education conference where he attempted to mansplain […]

Second Protest To Be Held Downtown As Soon As People Figure Out What DACA Is

Last night hundreds of Lexington residents gathered in front of the courthouse downtown, to protest the Trump administration’s recent decision to end the DACA program, […]

Matt Bevin Forced To Stay And Clean Erasers After Recent Facebook Live Video

Former Hall Monitor Matt Bevin’s appearance on Facebook Live yesterday landed him in a bit of hot water with teachers statewide. Bevin used his preferred […]

McConnell Reunites With Trump After Realizing How Hard It Is Being Single Nowadays

While America’s hottest will-they-or-won’t-they couple of 2017 went cold for a couple weeks, the two have reunited according to McConnell’s Facebook relationship status and statements […]

This Year’s Fancy Farm Downgraded To Ornate Farm

This weekend is Kentucky’s annual Fancy Farm Picnic, a place where politicians from across the state gather to pander to crowds and pretend like they […]

Andy Barr Refuses To Give Up His Seat To Female Veteran

Yesterday, in a video that circulated on social media and that I assured my wife that I’d watched, ex-marine Amy McGrath announced she was running […]

Jim Gray Retakes Online Quiz Several Times Until Being Placed In Gryffindor

For many public figures, Facebook and Twitter activity reached an all-time, polarizing high yesterday, and no local politician’s account had as much activity as our […]

McConnell Fails To Pick Out Something On Netflix Before Wife’s Deadline

After his recent defeat in the battle for the senate healthcare bill, and a record number of consecutive online losses in Rocket League, the once […]

Mike Pence Rents Speech, Tent And Audience For Appearance Today At Bryant’s Rent-All

Future former Vice President Mike Pence is scheduled to speak today at one of Lexington’s most storied venues, the Bryant Rent-All on Red Mile Road, […]