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City Celebrates The End Of All Traffic With Opening Of Newtown Pike Extension

September 21, 2017

The city of Lexington held a ribbon cutting ceremony this morning to unveil a new stretch of road that will allow drivers to stay on […]

Health Department Says “All Dogs Go To Heaven But None Can Go To This Hot Dog Store”

As our President speaks to United Nations General Assembly threatening to totally destroy North Korea, some Lexingtonians have decided they have a far greater worry […]

Johnny Depp Becomes The First Person To Not Profit Off A Horse Farm In Kentucky

In order to stop hemorrhaging money Johnny Depp, once the world’s highest paid actor, has been selling off his assets as quickly as possible. The […]

Vegas Can’t Be Beaten But Christ The King’s Oktoberfest Can

Enough’s enough, we couldn’t wait any longer, so tonight marks the beginning of the weekend-long Christ The King Oktoberfest Celebration in Lexington. As one of […]

Ark Encounter Completes Successful Circumnavigation Of Kentucky’s Tax Laws

Thanks to a recent state tax rebate of $1.8 million, Williamstown’s much-maligned Ark Encounter has officially become the first religious vessel to successfully circumnavigate Kentucky’s […]

City Can’t Remember What This Halloween Express Used To Be

As Lexington residents’ holiday attention turns from Labor Day celebrations to Halloween, enthusiastic costume shoppers gather outside a building beneath what appears to be a […]

No One Quite Sure What Kevin Renfro Did With Becker Family

In an age where more Morgans seem to be added to the Morgan and Morgan establishment every week, some law watchers have started asking an […]

LEX18 Announces New Afternoon Show That’s Just Lee Cruse Complaining About Millennials

After weeks of research, LEX18 has finally found another time during the day to feature the third best thing to come out of Winchester, Lee […]

Spectrum Officials No Show To Public Hearing, Reschedule For Sometime Between 9-4

A public meeting, or as millennials may call it, a live yelp review, has always been democracy’s greatest stage. A place where crazy people can […]

Interior Decorators Paying Extra For Reclaimed Liquor Barn Wood

Interior decoration is cut-throat industry, full of deceit, intrigue, and aged barn wood and Lexington’s finest decorators have recently discovered its hottest new trend, reclaimed […]